ikimaru:

animated hoodies Alpha version! B)

[Beta kids]

ikimaru:

animated hoodies! 8’)

[Alpha kids]

presentation-over-perfection:

devinchee:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

cannedmuffins:

honeyyoumeanhunkules:

erinsuxx:

finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final.  very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.

this is beautiful, good job!

This is actually how I said it probably happened.

I just laughed myself into space

"yea someone ‘came upon you’ but i dont think it was the lord" is the best line ever written in the history of anything

Pppffffffffffttttt

(Source: erin-lux)

(Source: trekgate)

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag)

particularscarf:

badkryptonian:

GOOD JOB, DANIEL

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”